Pilot's LOG: Bermuda Triangle area, crashed and marooned, no casualties...
After barely making it through the heavy lightning storm alive, we came across a bright green glow. The clouds cleared and we saw the most beautiful sight anyone could lay their eyes upon!
A land of Mountain Dew! The Lemon-Lime nectar of the Gods was flowing everywhere! An ocean of it! I was so glad to be crashing here, the crew and passengers will definitely be ok until help arrives in this paradise.